Marketing Concepts in Funny Way…!!!

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1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:

‘I am very rich. Marry me!’ – That’s Direct Marketing

2. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says:

‘He’s very rich. Marry him.’ – That’s Advertising

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say:

‘Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me.’ – That’s Telemarketing

4. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie,you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her,pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:

By the way, I’m rich. Will you marry me?’ – That’s Public Relations

5. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and
says:

You are very rich! Can you marry ! me?’ – That’s Brand Recognition

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:

I am very rich. Marry me!’ She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. -That’s Customer Feedback

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:

‘I am very rich. Marry me!’ And she introduces you to her husband. – That’s demand and supply gap

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her:

‘I’m rich. Will you marry me?’ and she goes with him – That’s competition eating into your market share

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say:

‘I’m rich, Marry me!’ your wife arrives. – That’s restriction
For entering new markets

marketing mix in lay man language……….

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hey friends!!!

Here marketing mix means……mixture of marketing ( good and bad phases…)——–when you have a meeting with your client and its gets over before your office hour (u can simply go home and sleep)…,,,…when your client invites u on dinner…,….when in a very hassle free way they clear off your bills…,….and when u warm up your pocket on the name of T.A..these all are the some good phases of marketing. Now lets check out some bad phases too:————————————————–///

  • when you meet a redundant client….who takes you as a good time pass…
  • when your boss put all his targets on you….but at the end of the day becomes hero by taking all of your credits.
  • when your client treat you as he pays you your salary….
  • there lots more but as my clock showing …..its time to pack….up!!!   (yuppie…i am again alive)

OK bye every1 & bye bye office…..

something made me happy!!!!!!

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yesterday there was some positive vibes prevailing in the atmosphere….plz don’t miss interpret….////….I’m talking about the time i spent after my office hour…i mean obviously how can anything makes you happy while you working for others..my evening was quite relaxing and smooth….no..no i dint go anywhere out but was at home …..did all usual stuff ……but still was in good mood…