Marketing Concepts in Funny Way…!!!

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:

‘I am very rich. Marry me!’ – That’s Direct Marketing

2. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says:

‘He’s very rich. Marry him.’ – That’s Advertising

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say:

‘Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me.’ – That’s Telemarketing

4. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie,you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her,pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:

By the way, I’m rich. Will you marry me?’ – That’s Public Relations

5. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and
says:

You are very rich! Can you marry ! me?’ – That’s Brand Recognition

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:

I am very rich. Marry me!’ She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. -That’s Customer Feedback

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:

‘I am very rich. Marry me!’ And she introduces you to her husband. – That’s demand and supply gap

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her:

‘I’m rich. Will you marry me?’ and she goes with him – That’s competition eating into your market share

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say:

‘I’m rich, Marry me!’ your wife arrives. – That’s restriction
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